Here's a good one :

One of the doctor's includes a copy of the patient information sheet with their past medical history, etc to save dictating time. One of the questions is "married, single, widowed, divorced" and the patient had actually marked "married and single". The best part of it is the fact that I am very good friends with the patient's ex-wife! No wonder she dumped him!

Hi...I am new here but have found this topic comical. Thanks for the laughs. I thought I would share one of my doctor's funnies...he always says "child flew ass over tea kettle" when he is talking about a child who flew over the handle bars of their bike.
: )
Angela

The accent did this transcriptionist in...

Dictated: The patient had anal herpes.

Transcribed: The patient had anal hairpiece!

I just cried when I heard this one!

Laughs to all!

Our office received back an OR report stating that the patient "was prepped and raped in the usual fashion".

Geez!! Those spelling mistakes can really cause a problem, can't they?!!

a couple of my favorites were...

the patient had no loose.....change in his stools

and

"the patient's diet consisted of 2 oz. of cartilage (Coffee Rich)