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#11111 - 08/10/09 12:46 PM Healthcare Reactions
bony fingers Offline
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Registered: 01/25/07
Posts: 149
Loc: Arkansas
No matter what you think of the administration's healthcare proposals, this is funny!!

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care
package. The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut
feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of
nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow
up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists
could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole
thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.
The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the
matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the
end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in
Washington.
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