If you're easily offended, you'll want to pass on this one. If you have the same warped sense of humor as me, you'll love it!
You've been "warned"... here's you're chance to hit that back button
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The morning after a wild party, the wife says to her husband:
"You were a real a**hole to your boss last night!"
The man replied "Well, piss on him!"
"You did! You got fired!" said the wife.
Enraged, he replied "Well f**k him!"
"I did," she continued, "now hurry up before you're late for work"
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Whoever came up with "you can't put a price on life" never received a hospital bill.
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