A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you'll need to know, so I'll tell you."

"Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room. Then I set-up a date via e-mail with her to meet at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload though, we discovered that neither of us used a firewall, and it was too late to hit the delete button. Nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said: You got male!"