A 65 year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed laughing and singing. Her husband walks into the bedroom and sees her. He watches her for a while then says, "You look ridiculous! What on earth do you think you're doing?"

She says, "I just got my annual physical exam and my doctor said I have the breasts of an 18 year-old." She then starts laughing and jumping again.

He says, "Yeah, right. And what did he say about your 65 year-old ass? "Well," she replied, "your name never came up."

muwahahahahahahhaha~!