ok, so this one is a bit on the gross side... but definitely a good little piece of advice. hope you guys enjoy!
First-year students at Auburn University's Veterinary School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table and stared at the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is
that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body."
As an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students freaked out a bit, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and proceeded to suck as they were told.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger and then sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
-- "Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne --
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