A guy comes home and finds that his dog is on the couch and not moving...
He takes him to the vet and says, "Dr., something is wrong with my dog, he is not moving."
The vet takes a look at him and says, "I'm sorry sir, but your dog is dead."
The distraught man says, "I want a second opinion"
So the vet leaves the room and comes back with a cat. The cat gives out a howling cry and the vet says, "I am sorry, but the cat says he is dead too."
The man is still unable to accept that his dog is dead and asks for a third opinion.
The vet leaves and comes back with a black lab. The dog whines and howls as he enters the room, and the vet says, "I am sorry sir, but the dog also says the dog is dead."
Finally, the man accepts these opinions and asks how much he owes the vet.
The vet says it will be $400. The man is surprised at the cost and says, "but,I only paid $50 for other visits, why is this so much?"
The vet said, "well it is $50 for the visit, $250 for the cat scan and $150 for the lab test."
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