*(name below a common medname pseudonym, age disguised for HIPAA reasons, but you still get the idea)

" Mrs. Deborah Peel is a 72 year old teen in no acute distress. "

Where's a laughing rolling smiley when I need one!!!

Dunno if it's a blooper, but funny......

"Patient takes X-number of Vicodin per month for pain"

uhmm... ok, takes it for pain as opposed to ????

Oh my, what a long 6 weeks it has been. This is the first chance I've had to even get on and read posts and have missed you all.

Anyway, here's one I wanted to share... The patient developed a rash where their skin was touched by the sun - OUCH! How about "exposed" to the sun.

P.S. WhiteTiger,

Vicodin for pain? I thought that was for getting a buzz

^^ ooops! So by only taking it for pain, that would mean I'm not one who didn't take it properly before

Another funny - and this was vebatim on the recording:

"I have recommended something"

WOW! does it get any more in depth than that?

I have a patient today who is getting an MRI to see if there is anything going on in the brain

^^ hahahahaha ok here's one

Patient is excited about ((political party/event)) and talks about this today.
PSYCH: Judgment and insight not quite as intact as I thought... Just kidding "whitetiger", don't type that