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#10841 - 05/31/08 03:19 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
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Oh my, what a long 6 weeks it has been. This is the first chance I've had to even get on and read posts and have missed you all.

Anyway, here's one I wanted to share... The patient developed a rash where their skin was touched by the sun - OUCH! How about "exposed" to the sun.
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#10842 - 05/31/08 03:48 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
bony fingers Offline
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P.S. WhiteTiger,

Vicodin for pain? I thought that was for getting a buzz smile
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#10843 - 06/01/08 05:38 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
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^^ ooops! So by only taking it for pain, that would mean I'm not one who didn't take it properly before lol
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#10844 - 06/01/08 05:42 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
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Another funny - and this was vebatim on the recording:

"I have recommended something"

WOW! does it get any more in depth than that?
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#10845 - 06/02/08 06:21 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
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I have a patient today who is getting an MRI to see if there is anything going on in the brain smile
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#10846 - 09/03/08 03:44 PM Re: Funny Dictation Bloopers
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^^ hahahahaha ok here's one

Patient is excited about ((political party/event)) and talks about this today.
PSYCH: Judgment and insight not quite as intact as I thought... Just kidding "whitetiger", don't type that
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